Once Upon a Time I quit university. It got too stressful and seriously made me doubt my choices in life. So I then went and got a 'real' job. I worked in a call centre for one of Britain's leading phone retailers. I lasted 3 months. I never passed the training and it made me miserable. It was the push I needed to go back to university. I am not putting down anyone that works in a call centre - some of my former colleagues were amazing at the job - I was just not one of those people. Every insult I got I took personal and I constantly felt like a failure (I was often convinced of this as we had score cards - mine was red all the time).
One of the major thing that annoyed me was the office dress code. I didn't see the point of it as no one could see us - we were a call centre. When I got the job I had to go out and buy an office wardrobe. Suits and ties (not in a sexy Justin Timberlake way). Suddenly all the clothes I liked were now my after work clothes. It sucked because I only feel comfortable in any situation if I am wearing an outfit I like. One of the things that annoyed the most about office dress was the gender difference. Men are all wearing suits, ties and trousers with a line pressed down the middle - so limiting. Then the female gender would walk in and they could literally wear anything they want. On the dress code for them all that was asked of them were no open toes, no shorts and no leggings - that was it. They could wear any outfit of choice. The men are a sea of blue, black, brown and grey. The women wear any colour, any style and any shoes they pleased.
This isn't anger, its more jealousy. As a lover of fashion I am very aware of the huge choice women have compared to their male counterparts. I am not saying I want to wear booty shorts and a tube top; I just wish there were more options for men that are socially accepted. In an office the only time we get to have a bit of fun is with a funky tie. I hate ties so I wasn't going to spend a butt load at Tie Rack. I think men look amazing in a suit, sometimes there is nothing sexier - I am not one of these men. It makes me uncomfortable, fidgety and the tie feels like a noose.
So to all the male fashion designers, lets get you're heads together and design some pieces that men can wear in an office and not break any rules. Cheers.
Thursday, 4 July 2013
The U, S of A
So today is kind of an awkward day for us Brits as American's are celebrating their independence from us. Today across those 50 states there are BBQs, fireworks and lots of partying. It is a day American's set aside and celebrate them. We don't have anything close to this in Britain - we barely even celebrate the day of our Patron Saint (choosing to toast Ireland's St. Patrick's Day more).
I love America. I have often been the butt of jokes and told that I should just be American. I don't mind that thought at all. America has produced and created some of my favourite things in the world. Some of my favourite people are American - I am not shy in confessing my admiration for the likes of Beyonce, Taylor Swift and Sandra Bullock (plus many many more).
America is probably my main problem aswell. They invented my number 1 addiction - Coca Cola. I can tell you my Doctor is not too happy about that. I love it - people start their day with a coffee, I start my day with a can of coke. As a diabetic it probably isn't the best choice to make, but I can't stop it. I need help. My favourite alcoholic beverage is also American - the beautiful Jack Daniels. Put it with coke and you have my dream drink; it will be the drink I will request at my last supper.
As a HUGE fan of television and film I again have a lot to thank the American's for. Us Brits can not make a horror movie that will ever be in the same league as an American - there I said it, I'm not proud that I said it but it needed saying. TV is also bigger in America - everything is brighter and more dramatic. In England we have perfected the gritty, lower class, back streets stories for TV - but these aren't to everyone's taste. Especially not mine, I live in the lower class, gritty back streets, all I have to do is look out the window for that experience, TV should be an escape not a mirror on your own reality.
America also supplied me with the best holiday I have ever had. Around 6 years ago I went to the Big Apple, New York. I loved it and I didn't want to leave. Okay I was happy to leave at the time. The heat was unbearable, so bad they turned the lights off on Times Square. I would love to go back, and I am 100% sure I will go back - just maybe not in August, a cooler month will be a smarter idea.
So to wrap this up, I don't want people to get me wrong - I am 100% proud to be British, I love our quirkiness, our fashion and (unashamedly) I love the Royal Family. England has given me everything I have. As a Diabetic I will always be thankful to the NHS, as a student I will always be thankful to Student Finance and as TV lover I will always be thankful for the BBC (Doctor Who for the win).
Wednesday, 3 July 2013
Third Wheeling It
I have been on this Earth for 24 year and I have roughly been a 3rd Wheel for 24 years. For aslong as I can remember my closest friends have been in relationships. I have not. It's okay though, I don't think I am suitable for a relationship - too busy perfecting my 3rd Wheel status.
Some times been a 3rd wheel can suck the big one. Many occasions I will be invited somewhere with someone and they neglect to tell me their 'other half' will be there. Lucky for me I get on with a lot of my friends partners, sometimes not though - my personality is a bit Marmite. These partners will become good friends after a while, but I know it weirds them out how close I am with some of my friends. For example on one New Year's Eve I kissed my friend at midnight - I could sense the jealousy of her partner and he grabbed me and kissed me as well. It was awkward.
Being a 3rd wheel is not so bad, being a 5th, 7th or 9th is when it gets uncomfortable. All the couple sit together, twiddle fingers and whisper sweet nothings; I feel that I have to be the entertainer of the group. They don't ask me to, but to get noticed I have to be funny and act as though I don't care. It's not even as if I want a boy/girlfriend, I just want my 'person', someone I can call my +1 when invited to some event and someone I can call and hang out with at any time - we don't need to bump uglies. The last wedding I went to my +1 was my best friend - her fiancé stayed home.
This didn't mean to be a moany post, because I don't need to moan. I have an awesome group of friends and they are all happy in their relationships - kudos to them. Being a 3rd wheel is only awful if you let it be. Many a time I will be with someone and they will be moaning about their 'other half' and that they just want a night out without them - not a problem for me. I don't have to babysit anyone, if a friend starts to vom I just pass them to their carer (other half) and off I go for some more slut-drops and vodka cokes.
Some times been a 3rd wheel can suck the big one. Many occasions I will be invited somewhere with someone and they neglect to tell me their 'other half' will be there. Lucky for me I get on with a lot of my friends partners, sometimes not though - my personality is a bit Marmite. These partners will become good friends after a while, but I know it weirds them out how close I am with some of my friends. For example on one New Year's Eve I kissed my friend at midnight - I could sense the jealousy of her partner and he grabbed me and kissed me as well. It was awkward.
Being a 3rd wheel is not so bad, being a 5th, 7th or 9th is when it gets uncomfortable. All the couple sit together, twiddle fingers and whisper sweet nothings; I feel that I have to be the entertainer of the group. They don't ask me to, but to get noticed I have to be funny and act as though I don't care. It's not even as if I want a boy/girlfriend, I just want my 'person', someone I can call my +1 when invited to some event and someone I can call and hang out with at any time - we don't need to bump uglies. The last wedding I went to my +1 was my best friend - her fiancé stayed home.
This didn't mean to be a moany post, because I don't need to moan. I have an awesome group of friends and they are all happy in their relationships - kudos to them. Being a 3rd wheel is only awful if you let it be. Many a time I will be with someone and they will be moaning about their 'other half' and that they just want a night out without them - not a problem for me. I don't have to babysit anyone, if a friend starts to vom I just pass them to their carer (other half) and off I go for some more slut-drops and vodka cokes.
The H.B.I.C (Head Bitch in Charge)
One of my favourite type of character in any show, film, book whatever is a Bitch. They bring humour and shock. You are surprised to see how far they will go and you love it when it goes too far. These characters can seem soulless, but for me they exude power and this is why people hate them. So, I thought I would list 10 of my favourite Bitches and some of my favourite quotes.
Janine Butcher
The ultimate soap star Bitch of all time in my opinion. She even murdered her husband by pushing him off a cliff whilst he was telling her he loved her.
'If only he hadn't been so romantic! If only he just didn't have so much love in him! If only he'd worn slip-on shoes!'
Karen Walker
One of my favourite characters of all time. She is rich, mean and no one is more important to her than herself.
'Lord. Would you look at these people. Why anybody would choose to be homeless is beyond me.'
Courtney (Jawbreaker)
The original mean girl. She even went further and accidently killed her friend - and she didn't give a shit.
'Ok, reality check, Liz is in the trunk of this car. And she is dead. That is a sad, fucked up thing, but you are going to walk into that school and strut your shit down the hallway like everything is peachy fucking keen.'
Regina George
She may not have been the original mean girl, but she is the best.
Gretchen: 'And even in fancy countries like the United States and England, seven out of ten girls have a negative body image.'
Regina George: 'Who cares? Six of those girls are right!'
Miranda Priestly
Apparently based upon the wonderful Anna Wintour. A hard as nails magazine editor.
'I said to myself, go ahead. Take a chance. Hire the smart, fat girl. I had hope. My God. I live on it. Anyway, you ended up disappointing me more than, um- more than any of the other silly girls.'
Blair Waldorf
The ultimate high school mean girl socialite - except she has a heart that constantly gets broken.
'I have been cordial to you for the last 52 minutes. Do you have any idea the psychological torture that I've endured being nice to you?'
Veronica (Heathers)
A new girl who tried to fit in, unfortunately her life spirals into a continuous cycle of hate, unintentional murder and indifference, as she exacts revenge on her enemies, also known as her best friends.
'Betty Finn was a true friend and I sold her out for a bunch of Swatch dogs and Diet Coke heads. Killing Heather would be like offing the wicked witch of the west... wait east. West! God! I sound like a fucking psycho.'
Wilhelmina Slater
Another magazine editor, not in the same league as Miranda but still amazing.
'What Daniel's trying to say is, kiss your loved ones goodbye and expect to come home to dead pets!'
Bellatrix
She killed Sirius and tries to kill Hermione - a true bitch in my opinion.
'Neville Longbottom is it? How's mum and dad' (His mum and dad are dead; she killed them)
Angelica C. Pickles
The first Bitch we are introduced to as a child.
[pushing way towards wedding cake] 'Hey lady, you ever hear of a thigh blaster?'
Tuesday, 2 July 2013
Whodunnit?
Everyone loves a cop drama. Whether you're rooting for the good guy or the bad guy; millions of us are watching. NCIS is the biggest and most watched show in the world right now. Something that these shows make me wonder though is who actually solves the crimes? If we listen to CSI then its the forensic scientists, if we listen to Law and Order then its Police and Lawyers, if we listen to Criminal Minds then its the Criminal Profilers and if we listen to Murder She Wrote then its murder mystery novelists. Its very confusing and I wonder if all of these departments actually work together in the real world because there is a lot of them.
Regardless of my reservations I have compiled a list of some of my favourite crime solvers:
1. Horatio Caine (CSI: Miami)
He is cool. There is no other word for him. I love the way he finishes his dramatic statements, he takes a beat before the last word and puts on his sunglasses and then says the final words. Gets me everytime.
2. Olivia Benson (Law and Order: SVU)
One of my twin's favourite character - and I trust her judgment as she is a crime show fanatic. Olivia is loyal to her job and her partners. Proof is when she put her self in prison to find a rapist, almost gets raped herself. One bad ass mofo.
3. Sara Sidle (CSI)
I may anger a few people by picking her over Grissom, but what can you do - the heart wants what it wants. I always loved her cool and collected character, she doesn't let much shake her. My fave Sara moments are when she does break, shows her human side and I love it.
4. Jessica Fletcher (Murder, She Wrote)
She has no qulaifications to make her a crime fighter, and yet she has solved hundreds of murders - and then she writes a best seller about it. I have to wonder what it has done to her soul, everywhere she goes someone dies - if I wanted to survive in Cabot Cove I would stay away form old Jess.
5. Mac and Stella (CSI: New York)
Quite possibly my favourite show from the franchise, and its because of these two. Mac's seriousness and straight edge way and Stella's sassy, but yet still gets the job done attitude make a perfect duo. Always wish they got it on. Gutted when Stella left - there was no big send off just a fricking letter! I hope she will be back.
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Monday, 1 July 2013
Skins is back
Skins is back for 6 episodes. I am a tad excited for it. It's always nice to see where the characters you like are now, years after they were snatched from your life. I have watched every episode of Skins, some I didn't like and some that I absolutely loved.
My favourite cast would be the second generation (Series 3 and 4). However my all time favourite character was Cassie. She was the girl from the first generation that was anorexic, fell in love with Sid and said 'Oh Wow' a lot. Her character was beautifully written and it showcased an eating disorder the best I have even seen (Hannah from Hollyoaks was a close second). I loved Cassie's style and her personality. Me and my friend also invented a dance based on Cassie (yep, me and my friends are that cool) basically it consisted of closing your eyes, putting your arms up and just turning. Sounds stupid but there was something about it that made you feel the music. Gosh thats sad.
Another favourite character was Effy. She was Tony from season 1 and 2's sister. She didn't say anything for two years. Then she was cast as the main character for 2nd generation and suddenly she had a lot to say. She had a lot of issues and generally wasn't a happy girl. One of my favourite storyline's from the second generation was the lesbian love story. It was beautifully told and you really wanted them to work out. I'm looking forward to see if they carry on the story into the new season.
The third generation was probably my least favourite. It was completely detached from the first two. All new characters. The storyline's were everywhere and I didn't believe these people would actually be friends if it was real life - they were too extreme of characters to seem connected to each other.
Skins was sold as an insight to teenagers who had just started college. For me it wasn't what happened - but then again I was an art student without a social life. It was nice to have a little insight in to that world. Would I want to live it? No way. I am not hardcore enough for that scene. It was crazy. I did get jealous of some storylines and I do wish my teenage years were a bit more exciting - but I guess I will just live vicariously through the eyes of Effy and the gang.
Favourite Character - Cassie
Favourite Generation - Second
Favourite Couple - Emily and Naomi
Favourite Guy - Sid
Saddest Storyline - Chris' Death/Grace's Death
Most Shocking Storyline - Freddie's Death
Favourite Storyline - Cassie's battle with Anorexia
Funniest Character - Pandora
Game Over
I used to be a gamer - not to the extremes that people can be now, but after school you could often find me on the Sega battling the Boss with a little blue hedgehog that for some unexplained reason can run really fast (and is blue?!?). I also got in to the whole Pokemon fandom, I collected the cards and had the Gameboy game (still need the shiny Charazard card!) Then I was introduced to The Sims - perfect game for someone that loves controlling what people do. I never complete the challenges though. I build the houses, make the people pretty, make them WooHoo and then kill them in a fire (I'm sure some Psychologist would have a field day with that).
Nowadays games are huge. I literally had to google some names because I am so out of the loop. I'm not 100% sure what number Playstation we are on now. My main issue is that I am not completely comfortable with games where you can turn around corners. On Sonic it was very simple you run from the left to the right - no corners. Also new games seem quite scary, no longer is it a little fat man with a red blazer you have to beat, they are full on monsters that you can't kill by just jumping on their head. There are weapons and strategies and people on headsets talking to people all over the world. Maybe if I followed the natural progression of the gaming world it wouldn't be such a shock, but having taken a step back I am dumbfounded by the development.
I would however like to get into gaming a little bit. Just a peak in to the world; but where do I start? Which console? Which game? Should I wait for the new consoles? There is a lot to take in to consideration and I need someone to grab my hand and guide me through.
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